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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
– Mitch Hedberg
Website of the Week
IFTTT.com – Connect your Devices or Social Media accounts.
Thought For The Week Posts
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“When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying here you throw this away.”
– Mitch Hedberg
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https://www.equifaxbreachsettlement.com/
Claim your $125 (minimum) from the Equifax Credit Breach
For More Info: Read About It on the Verge
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If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
– Steven Wright
Website of the Week
Curbed Miami – List of Fourth of July Fireworks Displays in Miami
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“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger
Website of the Week
Ancient Earth – Scroll through time and watch how the continents have evolved.
http://dinosaurpictures.org/ancient-earth#170
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The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It’s about what you’re made of, not the circustances.
-Author Unknown, but forwarded to us from Bob Valledor.
Website of the Week
This weeks website is a little bit of shameless self promotion. Tom was published in the Realtor Magazine last year with a bit of insight from his Negotiations Class.
https://magazine.realtor/sales-and-marketing/sales-coach/article/2018/08/negotiating-to-everyone-s-satisfaction
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What a difference a year, and some large trucks can make.
For more images of the before conditions visit our listing page from 2017.
Quote of the Week
It is not the beauty of a building you should look at; its the construction of the foundation that will stand the test of time.
-David Allan Coe
Website of the Week
Send your name to Mars on the next rover mission.
https://mars.nasa.gov/participate/send-your-name/mars2020/
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“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”
— Ramsay Bolton
Website of the Week
http://gameofthrones.com
The official HBO Page to get caught up and watch Extra Features
Spotify Playlist of the Week
Game of Thrones: The End is Coming (created by the show Co-Creators, may contain spoilers to the ending)
https://open.spotify.com/user/spotify/playlist/37i9dQZF1DXdnZT5DhATDx?si=3lrD8K-4T4mlzxi538x_Eg
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If you go back a few hundred years, what we take for granted today would seem like magic – being able to talk to people over long distances, to transmit images, flying, accessing vast amounts of data like an oracle. These are all things that would have been considered magic a few hundred years ago.
– Elon Musk
Website of the Week
AI Generated Images of People Who Do Not Exist. (The Source of the Picture of the Week)
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com
(Generates a new fake face with every page refresh)
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Thought Real Estate Story of the Week
Would your real estate broker go to jail for you? We have.
The sale of a vacant site in the Northwest area of Miami-Dade County required a boundary survey. The problem we faced was that the property did not have road access and was located over 2,000 feet from the nearest public road. We did not want to cross adjoining property for access without permission. However, since all the adjoining parcels were vacant land. we could not simply contact the adjoining owners for access. What to do?
After a review of aerial photos our sales associate Roger Lopez discovered the closest access was from the South Florida Reception Center aka the County Jail. In order to provide access for the surveyor, Roger decided the quickest way would be to for he and the surveyor commit some minor white-collar crimes, plead guilty, then break out of jail and while escaping do a quick survey of the land in question. Or he obtained permission from the Warden to go to (the) jail with the buyer and surveyor, cross the jail property, and complete the survey. We don’t to this day know which really happened, but the deal did close, and isn’t that what really matters?
While we will not break the law to sell your property, we will take the extra steps to close the deal. To find out more what we can do for you or hear more classic real estate stories, give us a call.
Website of the Week
ShareX – Free Open-Source Screen Capture and Sharing App for Windows
https://getsharex.com/
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Thought of the Week
“Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations”
Website of the Week
https://www.fltreasurehunt.org
Do you have money just waiting for you with the State?